in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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