i don't like sucking hair
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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