let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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