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(901): View more from Tennessee

i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like

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(480): View more from Arizona

you are hot. that is all.

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who is this?

(480): View more from Arizona

the delivery driver from silvermine.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described

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(802): View more from Vermont

I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.

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I hope you fall on your chin.

(802): View more from Vermont

Jealousy makes you ugly.

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(714): View more from California

I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA

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(360): View more from Washington

The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.

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(212): View more from New York

Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago

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