No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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