quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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