So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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