that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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