Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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