Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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