just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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