can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
how drunk are you?
Several
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
