I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
