I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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