I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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