I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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