How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
did i just pee glitter
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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