i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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