so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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