sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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