I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
you never un-have a 4some
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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