# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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