I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
