No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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