Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
