Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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