is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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