Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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