doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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