Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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