He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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