I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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