Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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