I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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