Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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