He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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