I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
