There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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