We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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