i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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