Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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