Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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