Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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