Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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