He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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