what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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