That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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