it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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