no. you can't hotbox the world.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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