Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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