How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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