gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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