Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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